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‘Right-Handed Man’ Nearly Masturbates To Death, According To Medical Case Study

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An unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan is lucky to be alive after medical professionals claim he nearly masturbated himself to death after pleasuring himself several times a day and suffered a life-threatening stroke because of it. The case, which was published in the Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases, is certainly an interesting one, and one that might make you think again before rubbing one out!

One of the man’s orgasms went extremely wrong. After one particularly vigorous self-pleasuring session, the man began experiencing “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting, eventually going over to the Nagoya City University Hospital to find out what was going on with him.

Doctors immediately discovered what happened. The man had extremely low blood pressure and confusion upon his arrival at the hospital, which told doctors that he’d suffered a cerebrovascular accident. After further testing, it was discovered that he’d had a stroke, with a CT scan revealing a subarachnoid hemmorahage caused by ruptured blood vessels around the brain. In other words, he was extremely lucky to be alive!

Sex can cause health incidents like this more often than you’d think. A prior case study found that “up to 14 percent of patients” had been effected by sex-induced strokes, as sex “was the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured aneurysm” in these patients. If the person took cocaine or Viagra before getting down and dirty, that increased the chances of such strokes being deadly.

Thankfully, the victim in this case made a full recovery. He was hospitalized for two weeks but eventually made a full recovery and was released. He is now said to be in “excellent condition,” though it’s unclear what advice he was given by medical professionals when it comes to his future masturbation habits. Hopefully he’ll think twice before getting down quite so many times.

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Woman Forced To Put Locks On Fridge To Keep 24-Pound Cat From Stealing Food

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A British woman has been forced to put locks on her refrigerator and kitchen cabinets so that her 24-pound cat doesn’t break in and steal even more food. The kitty, Keith, was rescued by Sarah Matthews for her daughter’s tenth birthday and while she was aware that the little guy had some health issues, she had no idea that he would go from being 11 pounds to 24 pounds over the past seven years. That’s a big cat!

They’ve always had to have locks on doors that contained food. Sara said, as per Metro: We’ve had child locks on the fridge ever since we got Keith. At first, he would clamber in when you opened it, and I was just so worried he’d get trapped without us noticing.” Over the years, they’ve had to continue locking more and more cupboards in their kitchen, she said, adding: “It doesn’t matter whether it’s a circular knob handle or a pulley, he will find a way in.”

Keith will stop at nothing to get to the goods. Sara said that she believed she was “Keith-proofing” one cabinet by putting a heavy bag of cat litter in front of it. However, where there’s a will, there’s a way because Keith managed to move the litter out of the way to get into his bags of food in the cupboard.

His food is now kept in special containers. Sara keeps Keith’s food in plastic airtight containers with click-down lids so that he literally can’t get in. “We’ve tried puzzle feeders to slow him down, but he’s just tipped them over,” she said.

Keith has always had gastrointestinal problems. When he was first adopted, he was undernourished and was put on a special diet. However, that didn’t stop him from sneaking out of his cage to steal the other cats’ food, thereby making himself sicker.

Despite all the measures they took, Keith kept getting bigger. “Right from the start, he would eat anything, even weird things. He loves green foods, so any vegetables weren’t safe from him, even if they were on the stove,” Sara recalled of the months following her adoption of Keith. “Straight away the vets put him on a diet with veterinary food, and we bought feeders for our other cats that meant only they could get in because of a chip in their collars.” So how did he get so big? He was going through the neighbors’ trash cans!

Keith is now an indoor cat and is on a special veterinary diet. Believing that he may have had some undiagnosed medical conditions such as Cushing’s disease or diabetes, Sara paid out for tests on Keith but all of them came back negative. “‘Keith has had lots of tests at the vets over the years but nothing has proven conclusive. We thought he might have a problem with his pituitary gland, but that hasn’t been confirmed,” she explained. He’s now limited to 50g of food a day, though he always tries to find ways to get more. At least he’s happy and loved!

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Naked Driver Arrested For Exposing Himself To Toll Collectors On Florida Highways

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A 41-year-old man is facing multiple felony charges after he allegedly exposed himself to several toll collectors along a Florida expressway while driving naked. According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Mark Fillaw was arrested in connection with several incidents over a week-long period that saw him displaying his wares at three separate toll plazas.

Fillyaw exposed himself seven different times. These crimes allegedly happened as he went through the cash lanes of the toll plazas. And no, this wasn’t accidental – it was clear that he was purposely putting his genitals on display.

Toll collectors were traumatized by Fillyaw’s behavior. According to statements victims made to Florida Highway Patrol investigators, Fillyaw “had no clothes on” and was “showing his privates” and “touching his penis masturbating.”

He was easily identified and then arrested. Each of the toll collectors was easily able to identify Fillyaw “through a phoot comparison and his identity matched exactly.” Officers later arrested him at his home in Saint Cloud and booked him into the county jail.

He’s now facing felony charges. Fillyaw was charged with six counts of felony exposure of sexual organs and one misdemeanor exposure. He later posted bail and is no longer in custody.

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International Delight Is Releasing Reese’s Iced Coffee That’s Ready To Drink Right From The Carton

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While some people would argue that iced coffee season is coming to a close, anyone with sense knows that iced coffee has no season – it’s eternal. Thankfully, International Delight knows what’s up and has decided that autumn is the perfect time to release ready-to-drink Reese’s Iced Coffee. You literally just grab a carton off the shelf and get pouring. So excited!!

This is the beverage collab of dreams. International Delight teamed up with The Hershey Company to make Reese’s Iced coffee, which combines classy, creamy coffee with the classic peanut butter cup taste you love. Talk about a marriage made in heaven.

They’re taking iced coffee to new levels. As Rebecca Grad, brand manager for International Delight Iced Coffee said in a press release: “REESE’S pairing of chocolate and peanut butter is iconic, and as the leader in iced coffee, we could not think of a better partner to bring a unique and decadent experience to fridges nationwide. This sweet and creamy mashup is going to take iced coffee and REESE’S lovers to tantalizing new levels.”

There’s not long to wait to get your hands on a carton (or a dozen). The new International Delight Reese’s Iced Coffee will be sold in 64-ounce cartons for around $3.99. It’ll start appearing in stores nationwide beginning early next month.

Thankfully, it’s not a limited-edition release. In fact, it’s going to be a permanent addition to the brand’s lineup. What could be better?

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