Rock band Brass Against was forced to issue an apology after frontwoman Sophia Urista urinated on a fan’s face during a festival set. The musical collective, which covers artists like Tool, Black Sabbath, and Soundgarden, was performing at the Welcome to Rockville festival in Daytona Beach, Florida on Thursday night when Urista called a fan up on stage and proceeded to drop trou and unleash an unholy stream right on his face. Better (worse?) yet, the whole thing was caught on video.
Urista had been talking about needing the toilet throughout the set. However, at one point, instead of leaving the stage to relieve herself, she called a man in the audience with a beer can stuck to his head up on stage to be her human toilet. “Get my man with the can on his head ready, ’cause we’re going to bring him onstage and I’ma p*ss in this motherf***er’s mouth,” she said while performing a Rage Against The Machine track. “I gotta pee,” she continued. “And I can’t make it to the bathroom. So we might as well make a show out of it.”
The guy she called up seemed super into it. With a massive smile on his face, the biker dude with the can on his head climbed up on stage and laid down right between her legs.
Urista really wasn’t holding back. Once the audience member was in position, Urista pulled down her pants and unleashed an unholy stream on the guy’s face that lasted for ages. She really did have to pee, it seems.
Brass Against later apologized for Urista’s actions. “We’re still processing… this was profoundly unexpected,” the band tweeted after the show. “We had a great time last night at Welcome To Rockville. Sophia got carried away. That’s not something the rest of us expected, and it’s not something you’ll see again at our shows. Thanks for bringing it last night, Daytona.”
Many people believe it was the most rock ‘n’ roll thing to happen in a long time. A lot of fans had no issue with what went down. After all, the man was a willing participant and there’s something a bit punk about the whole thing. However, there were others who criticized Urista’s behavior, particularly because it was an all-ages show.
Webcam Model Accidentally Shoots Herself In The Vagina With 9mm Handgun During Video Shoot
A Georgia webcam model was left with serious injuries after she accidentally shot herself in the genitals in a “pornographic video gone horribly wrong.” Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, is said to have accidentally fired a 9mm handgun while alone in her bedroom on November 9, according to Upson County police. Sadly, it looks like she has a long road to recovery ahead of her.
Several of her housemates were home at the time. While it’s unclear why Daman had a loaded 9mm handgun in her possession in the first place or why she felt the need to incorporate it into one of her videos, it was still lucky her housemates were home at the time of the accident and were able to stay with her while waiting for police. Roommate Jordan Allen heard teh shot and went to see what happened and Daman began apologizing profusely.
It seems the accident happened while Daman was filming for her “subscribers.” According to Allen, Daman is popular on a platform called “Chaturbate” where she “makes sexual videos of herself and people pay her to see them.” She was recording one such video when she shot herself in the vagina.
Thankfully, her injuries weren’t life-threatening. When Upson County Sheriff’s Deputy Zachary Wall arrived on the sceen around noon, he saw an EMS worker already there in Daman’s driveway holding the gun and the spent bullet. Daman herself was in stable condition despite her serious injuries.
Criminal charges are unlikely to be filed. Upson County Sheriff Dan Kilgore told The Smoking Gun that it was unlikely anyone would face charges over the “reckless conduct.” Daman received treatment at a hospital in Macon, roughly 40 miles away from her home, and was released earlier this week.
Model Who Married Herself Has Filed For Divorce Only 90 Days After The Wedding
A Brazilian model who married herself in a lavish ceremony only 90 days ago is filing for divorce. While Cris Galêra was prepared to be her own soulmate for the rest of her life, the 33-year-old has since changed her tune since she “fell in love the moment I met someone more special.”
Galêra’s celebration of sologamy was an event to behold. She exchanged vowels with herself at a São Paulo Catholic church, leaving many passers-by wondering what happened to the groom. It seems to be a match made in heaven, but alas, it’s not to be.
She’s undergone a serious change of heart over the past three months. “I was happy while it lasted, I started to believe in love the moment I met someone more special,” she explained, as per Infobae. “I reached a point where I matured, I realized that I am a strong and determined woman. I was always afraid of being alone, but I realized that I needed to learn to feel good about myself. When that happened, I decided to celebrate it.”
Galêra had lost her hope in men. At the time of her wedding, she told the New York Post that she believed men “have a hard time being faithful or staying with just one woman.” So, she decided to celebrate her self-love and hoped to “inspire other women to boost their self-esteem.”
The divorce hasn’t gone through just yet. Galêra has some other things to accomplish before the divorce. Mainly, she’s going to London in December to celebrate her honeymoon and then has a nude photoshoot planned with Playboy before going topless at the 2022 carnival in São Paulo.
She’s actually excited to be single now. While she did indeed meet someone more special than herself after her marriage, it seems she’s now back to playing the field. This time, however, she’s happy and hopeful about it. “I’m excited to be single again. Marrying ourselves is different, right? It was a wonderful experience, you have to love each other. I’m a scorpion, I do whatever I can,” she said.
Vigilantes Tie ‘Thieves’ To Lamp Post And Paint Their Faces Like The Joker
A group of mysterious vigilantes has been rounding up thieves in the Mexican city of Rio Bravo and tying them to lamp posts before painting their faces like the Joker. Footage was posted to social media this week showing a number of so-called criminals stopped by the Batman wannabes, and many are applauding their efforts.
The vigilante group isn’t messing around. In one picture, a man and woman who were said to have stolen a pedestrian’s purse were duct-taped to a lamp post with the male left shirtless and both of their faces painted over. The man’s chest was even painted with the words “soy rata,” meaning “I am a thief” across his chest.
Four men were also caught trying to rob a bus. The men also had their faces painted and were bound together at the hand by duct tape as they were forced to march shirtless down the main boulevard. Many passers-by stopped to see what was going on and even filmed them, later uploading the clips to social media.
Police stepped in to arrest the culprits. The woman duct-taped to the lamp post was about to free her partner when the police came by and stopped them. The woman, later identified as Luz Magaly, is said to have admitted what was going on, leading her partner to do the same. “I went after the woman. I took her purse. It was easy. I grabbed the purse to flee,” the unnamed man reportedly said, as per the Daily Mail. “Right now there is no work and there is no money. It was easy for me to do that. I beg for the woman’s forgiveness. I was not right in the head. I was under the influence of drugs. I am very sorry. Please forgive me.”
These vigilantes are doing good work! While the police should be the ones stepping in to stop crime, sometimes citizens have to take things into their own hands. You have to applaud them for trying to protect innocent citizens from common criminals.
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