Connect with us

Metro

MAN SUFFERS CONSEQUENCES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH SOMEONE’S WIFE IN ZAMBIA

Published

on

Wifeee

SOMEONE’S WIFE IS A SNARE

By Alfred A FL Nyambe

Yesterday a certain man was almost beaten to death in Lusaka’s Kanyama Compound.

He found pleasure in conning someone’s wife by enticing her with K500.

The lady is very beautiful, average tall with long dark natural hair; wide hips and a big behind. Her eyes like that of a calf from West coast of North America, watery and white like a goat milk. No wonder the man couldn’t control himself but went on to propose this charming damsel. He didn’t care about her marital status, after all, no one knew him in that area.

At first, he was afraid of approaching her but an inner boy influenced and controlled his reasoning and feelings. The lady also gave him an indicator of willingness, of course after seeing the cash.

The guy bent down, grabbed the damsel and she found herself on the floor of an uncompleted building. He found himself between the smooth thighs of the sweet Lusaka married lassie. His front tail began to investigate matters in the woman’s lunch bowl full of milk and honey. “This might be the much talked about promised land!”, he thought excitedly. Soon he was taken in the spiritual realm of earthly pleasures. He forgot that she was someone’s wife. He began to roll, turn, drill, till, plough, cultivate, turn over and harrow, pushing himself in and out, pounding and grinding, his eyes were rolling like an Indonesian gorilla stealing bananas and he became dizzy like he had taken kantobo. But as he was about to reach his climax in finding himself in the sanctuary of sweetness and comfortability, he heard something very thick, strong and powerful resting on his back producing a cracking sound, “Kwakaaa!”

It was the owner of the wife who hit him hard!.

“Iseni bonse kuno!”, he shouted.

We all ran to witness, only to find the man’s privati party gallivanting and we were able to see it. Unfortunately, it didn’t achieve its missionary purpose. It was intercepted by the owner of the kingdom.

I stood there and saw the mob rising like an army of Shaka Zulu. The adulterous fella attempted to escape like King Ahab escaping from the spear of the King of Assyria, but it was too late! He found himself on the ground as he was mercilessly hit, and before he realised it, his face became fat and his nationality immediately changed from Zambian to Chinese as his eyes became very small covered by a swelled up face. “He has met his match”, the onlookers shouted. His cloths were completely torn! The person who tore them, he knew him not.

They say when you die you go to heaven, though he didn’t die but he tested mini heaven, thanks to the Kanyama Clinic Doctors who resuscitated him. But his left arm got broken!

“He will appear in court soon!” Says the owner of the wife.

These are the consequences of sleeping with someone’s wife. Men be very careful, stop admiring and enticing other people’s wives. Be content with what you have. The Bible says, “So is he who sleeps with another man’s wife; no one who touches her will go unpunished,” Proverbs 6:29.

 

(Visited 1 times, 1 visits today)

Subscribe to our Youtube Channel :

Follow Us on Instagram

GET IT NOW

Metro

Burkina Faso’s ousted leader ‘doing well’

Published

on

Kabore

Burkina Faso’s ousted President Roch Kaboré is doing well, a senior member of his party said.

This comes days after the military coup that was strongly condemned by the international community.

Mr Kaboré is detained in a presidential villa under house arrest, he is physically well and has a doctor at his disposal, according to a senior member of his party, the People’s Movement for Progress (MPP).

For several hours on Monday, the fate of the ousted president remained unclear, with conflicting information circulating about an arrest, an exfiltration, or even an assassination attempt.

An extraordinary virtual summit of the west African regional bloc Ecowas will be held on Friday to discuss the situation in Burkina Faso after Mr Kaboré was overthrown, with possible sanctions against the military

(Visited 1 times, 1 visits today)

GET IT NOW

Continue Reading

Metro

Ugandan author accused of insulting president freed

Published

on

Kakwenza Rukirabashaija

A Ugandan author accused of insulting the president and his family has been released after being re-arrested moments after a court freed him on bail.

Kakwenza Rukirabashaija was “dumped” by the military at the gate of his home in eastern Uganda on Wednesday, his lawyer said.

The novelist’s wife also confirmed the release.

The lawyer said the author was unwell and had been taken to hospital for treatment.

The award-winning writer was charged with offensive communication after he was accused of insulting President Yoweri Museveni, and his son, Lt Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba, on Twitter.

He successfully obtained bail from a Kampala court before he was rearrested in unclear circumstances.

His lawyer said he was “kidnapped” from prison by men in plain clothes and taken to an unknown location.

The author won acclaim for his 2020 satirical novel The Greedy Barbarian which describes high-level corruption in a fictional country.

He was awarded the 2021 PEN Pinter Prize for an international writer of courage.

PEN said on Tuesday after his disappearance that it feared for the author’s life – and would hold Mr Museveni, his son and the Ugandan military responsible for “flagrant abuse of office”.

(Visited 2 times, 2 visits today)

GET IT NOW

Continue Reading

Metro

Watch| Man Catches Wife Sleeping With Another Man In Their Matrimonial Bed With Their Baby Sleeping In The Room

Published

on

ggwi

A married man has had the shock of his life after catching his wife in bed with another man while their newborn baby was sleeping in the same room.

In a video that has surfaced online, the man could be heard confronting his wife and asking her why she had the nerve to sleep with another man when their newborn baby was in the room.

Watch the video below;

 

(Visited 1 times, 1 visits today)

Previous article3 years IHL for possessing pangolin
1972a9e9a0b8c16e2724ee365e378b5a?s=96&d=blank&r=g

A writer,Analyst and Music Promoter. Email: info@faceofmalawi.com

GET IT NOW

Continue Reading

Trending

NgGossips.com